Ty Warner, the makers behind the once violently popular Beenie Babies has just released what is assured to be a crap collectors wet dream.

Two limited edition dolls – modeled after the first children – went on sale tis morning. For $9.99  a piece you can purchase “Sweet Sasha” or “Marvelous Malia” which both have soft, bendable bodies and come with a password to an online community. 

There’s been no word from the White House.