Daily Archives: May 8, 2009

DEAR CASSIE: 5 ALTERNATIVE MOVES TO STAY RELEVANT…

So I saw your cooch yesterday. I think it might’ve been a low-point for both of us. But then as I began thinking about it – after I made what I consider to be some pretty witty remarks – and the whole thing made me kinda sad. I know it hasn’t been an easy road [...]

COCK FIGHT! EL POLLO LOCO SAYS THEY LOVE YO MAMA MORE THAN KFC

So unless you’re living in a cave – in which case you wouldn’t be reading this – You know already about Oprah’s free KFC chicken give-a-way. Well the rub was always that the coupons were good for two weeks, with the exception of Sunday. I mean it was kinda clear that there was something shameless [...]

EDDIE, ARSENIO AND NEW EDITION: IT WAS THE 1990′S LAST NIGHT IN NYC…

If you’re an 90’s baby like myself then you remember all of the excessively fly things like having a crush on or wanting to be like Michael Jackson (before he became a very unattractive white woman) and walking around as a little kid in shoulder pads. I even remember wearing shorts so short and tight [...]