We reached out to our dear friends, photographer Eddie London and stylist Bria Marshall to get their opinions on this new crop of promo pics from RIHANNA, ALICIA KEYS and CHRIS BROWN. And what they had to say was hilarious…

On Rihanna:

Eddie: Yikes

Bria: Now that’s a Bad Bish…Who ELSE could get roughed up and come back rockin blonde spikes yet singing a love song?

Eddie: She scalped Pepe Le Pew. I can’t support her. She’s a murderer.

On Alicia:

Eddie: How is she making that tank top look so sexy?

Bria: I’m confused. Is here knee growing spikes? That’s some old District 9 shit…

Eddie: She’s too beautiful…

Bria: Too beautiful to do what? Look I love Alicia. But I KNOW she can afford to get more than one Minx nail. That’s some hood shit.

On Chris:

Eddie: This photograph says ‘I’m in an introspective mode, I’m thinking, I’m growing up’ I can respect it.

Bria: To hell with all that. At the end of the day, that boy looks sexy.

Eddie: Bria, you know you’re quite crass.

So there you have it, now you know what Eddie & Bria think. What are your thoughts? Weigh in below…