Another thing. There’s no way this was spontaneous. Well, maybe the kiss with the keyboard player. Just maybe, but that’s even doubtful. But there’s no way I’m believing for one second the simulated blow job was spontaneous. That had to be rehearsed, because back-up dancers live, eat, and breathe choreography. They just don’t do spontaneous, and any attempts to draw them into something like that would throw off their timing, maybe not for long, but certainly long enough it would be noticeable. This was obviously rehearsed, which means Lambert is just full of shit.