I’m guessing Cocktail (nee Joanna Hernandez) has never seen any of the VH1 reality dating shows…

In what has to be one of the most pathetic interviews we’ve seen since…Well I guess since the last time we watched an interview of a former reality star, the For The Love of Ray J’s first season winner laments that Brandy’s little brother broke her heart.

Ray did break my heart — this whole thing has been an emotional roller coaster. I was offered a guest spot on season two, but I declined. I mean, why make me look stupid again? I’m not about to go on his show and support a season two when it’s all lies.

Now I’m not sure how exactly she thought that she and Ray (nee William Raymond Norwood Jr), were actually dating but apparently their fake relationship came to an end with a VH1 themed web of lies.

Things didn’t feel right after the reunion. I tried to be his girlfriend, and then we went on tour and there were rumors that he was going to do season two. When I asked him about it, he said “no,” but then I found out the truth, among other things…

And what are her thoughts on castmate Danger’s babydaddy drama?

I knew Ray wasn’t the father, and I don’t think Danger wanted people thinking that, either. I think production has a great way of editing to keep viewers watching. It’s all about ratings.

Somewhere, there’s a village short one idiot…