After watching TREY SONGZ new video yesterday, I actually do believe that he in fact DID invent sex.

So that got me to thinking, what else has the Virginia native invented? And if he hasn’t ‘invented’ them, then perhaps he helped breathe new life into them…And thus today’s Top 5 was born.

Join us – if you’re 18 or older (if you’re not, close the browser and get your butt back to class) – for The Top 5 Things Trey Songz Also Invented…

We had to keep this one under the cut. The raunchy video is enough on the front page.

1. Ice Cubes – Not since Mookie & Tina have we seen a ice cube get such shine cinematically. But where are the ice cubes Trey used? Are these special opp hybrid ice cubes? Why’d it look so white? Were they little cylinders of frozen lust? Suddenly ever beverage I’ve ever tasted is now in need of cooling.

4. EAR MUFFS – Oh don’t act like you don’t know why…

3. CHAP STICK – Statistics show that since the airing of Trey’s video – particularly the moment where he bites his vixens lip – 1 in 3 women have purchased an extra lip balm to combat the chaffing caused by their own lip-biting while watching.

2. PANTY LINERS – *Blank stare* Because no on like wet draws…

1. THE MISSIONARY POSITION – The old stand-by never looked so good…

So here’s my Top 5…Do you have any? Or are you STILL staring at the video at the top of the page, wondering what just happened? OR, do you think Trigga Trey went a little too far?

Weigh in below!