1. MICHAEL TYSON

Though I’m not one to blame the victim, I’m inclined to believe that paparazzo Tony Echevarria broke a very important rule in life: Don’t piss off MIKE TYSON.

It’s simple really. According to the photog, he went to LAX to videotape himself following Mike Tyson… *Blank stare*

There are certain celebs you just don’t piss off. So I thought since this pap didn’t know who’s made the short list, perhaps I should help and the rest of the paparazzi out by sparing them his fate of 5 stitches and blows to the head.

So join me shall you, for the Top 5 Celebs You Just Don’t Piss Off…Mike Tyson Being #1

5. FOXY BROWN – If you own a nail salon, ever see her with a broken tip, if you are a diminutive Asian person, if you don’t like her music, if you question her baby hair, if you notice her nipple is randomly showing…Don’t say shit. Keep your head down and don’t make eye contact.

4. CHUCK NORRIS – When I asked Chuck Norris if I could include him in this post he round-housed me. I took that to mean yes.

3. NAOMI CAMPBELL – Naomi is legally prohibited from owning a PDA device. Does that sound like someone you should be messing with?

2. MARION ‘SUGE’ KNIGHT – Now I know what you’re thinking, Suge’s already been knocked out a couple times. But before you make any dumb decisions, ask yourself this: Where are those guys now?

So there you have it, our list of the Top 5 Celebs You Should Never Piss Off…

What’s yours? Leave your thoughts below!