ALLEN IVERSON has officially signed a 1 year deal with the Philadelphia 76ers worth 1.3 million dollars. Everyone seems elated here in Philly. Even ALLEN IVERSON himself couldn’t contain his emotion. A teary eyed AI proclaimed,“The last couple of years has been hell because all I want to do is play basketball and help the guys that I play with. I was born to be a basketball player.” Philly hasn’t been repped this hard since the heyday of Sir Charles Barkley. Every one knows that Iverson is a top candidate numbers wise for a legendary place in sports history. There’s only one thing stopping Iverson—him. He hasn’t lived up to his full potential, his own very obvious greatness because he hasn’t been a team player. Simple enough? Welcome home, Allen. Learn the value of helping your team. The reward? Immortality. You’ll go down as great in the Hall of Fame for the world to see and recognize. It beats being great in your own mind and being long forgotten when the cheerleaders stop shaking their pom poms all because you couldn’t incorporate a meager four letter word into your world of power. TEAM. Now that you have one, make history.